Single at 30

Speed Dating

Speed dating brought me new found appreciation for the apps.

Cancelled for laundry? Clean clothes won’t get you a girlfriend if you never leave the house.

A surprising confession over oysters.

The male species needs to learn to set a date and follow through.

An unexpected text before asking how I’d like my burger cooked.

The brewery date was odd. The trivia night was cringeworthy.

Seemed promising but no connection in person.

An optimistic relationship turns sour due to a lack of intimacy.

A failure to launch holiday date.

A chaotic month of dating two different Adams; both with unfulfilled expectations.

Initially attractive, but lacking in sexual chemistry.

When the only thing you have in common is being a dog person.

I wonder if he’s on time for class.

If I wanted to laugh I’d go to a comedy show.

A failed first date but a new Kate Spade bag.